Official Blog of Jas

guess who’s baaaack back agaaaaain. me! say hi to me...

Sat, 04 May 2013 04:05:21 -0400

guess who’s baaaack back agaaaaain. me! say hi to me I’m on mfc being not sick it’s pretty cool

Camming Schedule for April 8th - 14th!

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 10:01:00 -0400

Monday 4/8: 9pm - 12am pst

Tuesday 4/9: 9pm - 12am pst

Wednesday 4/10: Off

Thursday 4/11: Off

Friday 4/12: 9am - 12pm pst AND 9pm - 12am pst

Saturday 4/13: off

Sunday 4/14: 9am - 12pm pst

yup. that happened.

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 14:45:44 -0400

yup. that happened.

Minutes away from getting on MFC. Also, I’m super behind...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 12:08:00 -0400

Minutes away from getting on MFC. Also, I’m super behind in custom videos soooo I won’t be taking any ELM escrows until further notice. My webcam has finally been replaced (thanks minty!) so I’ll be back to posting videos in a few short days. Also thanks to tehmadhatter for the video editing software!! This is going to save me so much time and energy, and will result in more even BETTER videos. YE HAW. love you guys, let’s party in the a.m.

xoxo

Photo

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 00:30:53 -0400

I lied about not camming today. You probably missed this....

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 15:08:17 -0400

I lied about not camming today. You probably missed this. Don’t worry, I’ll be on tonight even though I said I wouldn’t cam today. I’m full of surprises!!

It’s Friday. Which means I’m probably catching up on...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:01:03 -0400

It’s Friday. Which means I’m probably catching up on sleep or shooting content. The weekend is coming so it’s a great time to send in an escrow suggestion on ELM.

I hope you didn’t miss me tonight, I was being fantastic....

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 02:47:35 -0400

I hope you didn’t miss me tonight, I was being fantastic. I’m going to try and finish “remodeling” my room. If I’m not exhausted when I’m done I’ll get back on the MFCmachine! Otherwise I’ll see you guys later.

xoxo

Remember the time I took shots of Grey Goose on cam? Neither do...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:01:14 -0400

Remember the time I took shots of Grey Goose on cam? Neither do I, but it happened. Can I get a vote on camming under the influence?

So, you want me to play a song while I'm on MFC

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:00:58 -0400

and guess what, it’s totally do-able! While most nights I don’t charge people for song requests, like anything else in life throwing a little change at someone is always a polite gesture. The only thing I ask is this: no links!! I don’t open youtube links while on cam. Check to see if the song you want to request is on Spotify, as that’s the music service I use. If the song you want is on there, I can play it!

Also, no Freebird. It always stops being funny about 30 seconds in.

On a Budget? I Got You Covered!! 5 things on ELM for Under 5...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:00:56 -0400

On a Budget? I Got You Covered!! 5 things on ELM for Under 5 Credits!!

1. Pink Bikini Dance Video: While this video is on the “tame” side of things, it’s only 3 credits and has gotten some pretty good reviews, and has made some new Bloody Beetroots fans as I strip to the song “Make Me Blank”. If you love my dance moves on MFC, I suggest you add this to your collection.

2. Domo in Places (pictured above): For only 2 credits, brighten up your day with 16 photos that range from goofy to naughty.

3. Boyfriend Bundle Part 1 and Part 2: I’m going to be honest with all of you… we are probably never going to date. But don’t worry, you can still have access to all those raunchy cellphone pictures I send to whatever man I’ve cast my pussy-spell on at the time. Best part? Only 1 credit each. And I can promise that’s a lot less than what he’s paying.

4. Pussy Play in my Denim Vest: At over 8 minutes long and only 4 credits, this deal is pretty unbeatable.

5. Realistic Dildo Sucking and Teasing: For 4 credits you can get this photoset. It’s pretty self-explanatory.

It goes to show that you don’t have to break the bank to get a little bit of porn here and there. From silly to naughty, from videos to photosets, I do try my best to create something for all audiences and all price ranges. And don’t worry: those really nice 10 credit videos of me go on sale from time to time.

Cam updates for the first week of April!

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 08:33:00 -0400

These are the times I plan to get on MFC this week. Now keep in mind I’m eternally running late for like every thing I’m doing in life haha but I’ve been getting better!

Tuesday 4/2: 9pm - 12am pst

Wednesday 4/3: Off (skype spots available)

Thursday 4/4: 9pm - 12am pst

Friday 4/5: Off (skype spots available)

Saturday 4/6: 9am - 12pm pst (morning!) and POSSIBLY 9pm - 12am (will confirm this later).

Sunday 4/7: 9am - 12pm pst

About Skype

For a long time I haven’t offered skype shows. Previously the main reason was because my laptop at the time did not play well with skype and I didn’t want to have to worry about putting any of my customers through technical difficulties that extended well beyond my control. Since then, I decided against it because mostly I didn’t see a need for it or a desire to do it.

As my schedule is recently starting to fill up for a variety of reasons, I’m having to plan my camming hours a lot more strictly than what you guys are used to seeing from me. The past couple weeks you might have noticed that I’m on a lot at the same times, which can be convenient for some but maybe not for others. I think though, this might actually encourage me to be on MFC more now that I know I can’t just get on whenever I damn well please. Growing up is a good thing!

I digress. I know that now my schedule is more intact (9-12 on any given night or morning) it has left a few people missing me entirely when I would get on mid-day or in the wee hours of the morning. For this reason, I’ve opened up the option for skype. At the moment I am only accepting payments through MFC and ELM, so please keep that in mind. I hope that some of you will take advantage of this new option!

xoxo Jas

Everyone loves a little Upskirt And why wouldn’t they!!!...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 08:19:49 -0400

Everyone loves a little Upskirt

And why wouldn’t they!!! Check out my video, available for immediate download on extralunchmoney for 10 credits. This video is over 8 minutes long and is filmed with my HD webcam! Check it out!

http://extralunchmoney.com/job/upskirt-and-cumming-from-a-vibrator

Or get this video for only 100 tokens on MFC if you tip OFFLINE!!!

If you don’t have an ELM account, you should probably get one!! It’s free to sign up so why not give it a shot?

http://extralunchmoney.com/user/JasperSwift?ref_user=JasperSwift

Looking for my other tumblr where I reblog funny stories and...

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 05:58:00 -0500

Looking for my other tumblr where I reblog funny stories and interesting articles? You’ll find that here:

http://giantrobotwar.tumblr.com